I am about to go where very few have gone before...Tory Burch just doesn't do it for me.
Let's review all the reasons why I should be brandishing just about everything from TB.
Cute prints: check.
Flattering cuts: check
Darling accessories: check
Generally overpriced unless scored on Outnet, Gilt or the like: check
So - why don't I lurrrv her like (seemingly) everyone else?
Maybe it's because I feel like she raided my grandmother's closet, took copious notes breezing through cocktail party photos from the early '70's, stuck a gold insignia on it and then convinced Oprah she was better than Spanx.
And I'm envious that I didn't beat her to it.
Then I spied these:
A sucker for the color, the python print leather/suede combined with the comfort of a flat - I'm considering being that girl and pre-ordering for fear come Fall they will be a retail memory.
Well played, TB. But, consider this a "wanna grab a drink" text from a potential suitor - definitely not a weekend escape to the Seychelles with your sugar daddy. I mean...we just met and hardly know each other.
I'm not that kind of consumer.
Stay tuned. More at 11.
1 hour ago