I will never understand why Robin Givens married Mike Tyson. Or why Brad Pitt dated her for a minute, either.
I will also never understand why hamburger and hot dog buns are sold in different quantities than the actual meat products. Conspiracy on the part of commercial bakers? Probably.
I will also never understand why Hollywood starlets (or those that purport themselves to be) - who take extreme measures to maintain youth, beauty and above all - a body to rival that of a (somewhat) lazy anorexic - wear clothing that any normal human being would consider fug.
Yet you, young starlet, are duped to believe it is "fashion forward."
Come, now. Really?
Case in point:
Have you ever played that miserable game at a wedding shower when a team has to make the best wedding dress out of a roll of toilet paper? Looks like sweet Kirsten drew the short straw and Laura and Kate Mulleavy found some sparkly gray tp for this dress from their Rodarte line.
And what can I say about the peep-toe shoe booty business with buckles? I can say U-G-L-Y.
Kirsten, Kirsten, Kirsten...honey. Bright side - the Ferragamo clutch - is perfection.
In closing: call Rachel Zoe. Yeah - she'll make you feel fat - but better looking than this.
You might even achieve bananas.
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