Showing posts with label magazines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magazines. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Good Manners in Bad Times

Weren't we raised to avoid any and all talk of money in social settings? I thought so - but I can't tell you how many times in the past five years I've listened to successful, young people discuss bonuses, salary, cost of homes, cars and vacations. OMG. It makes me uncomfortable to even type it...imagine my discomfort while being regaled of the monetary details.

Don't get me wrong. I'll be the first person to tell you that I scored a Pucci satin clutch at TJ Maxx for $70.00. Don't hunters tell you if their buck had eight or ten points? Same thing, really. Telling me about your $150K bonus - um, well... - different.

The boom which preceded our current financial standings made inappropriate conversation topics acceptable and part of the norm. In the April 2009 issue of Town & Country, Michael Korda has penned a much needed piece on graceful behavior during this period of economic uncertainty.


Back to Mr. Korda's fine piece...he outlined twelve simple rules to remain dignified amidst this mess:
  1. Don't flaunt any wise financial decisions made of late.
  2. There's no crying in investing and especially in public. Save it. We're all in this mess...
  3. Leave the jokes about money to professionals.
  4. Save the "Sun will come out tomorrow" routine. We're in this for a while.
  5. Refrain from asking how work is until you know that person is still employed. Many are not.
  6. Avoid topics such as 401(K)s, IRAs and bonuses. Seriously.
  7. Use caution when telling stories about sensible people being affected by panic. You never know who has stuffed their savings in the coffee grounds can...
  8. Before having a family pow wow about belt tightening make sure you and your spouse are on the same page and sacrificing laterally.
  9. Do not tell scary stories about what had happened to other people. Those stories are always more fiction than fact.
  10. Bear in mind that in economic ups and downs - people rarely tell the truth about money.
  11. Distinguish between what you had on paper and what you really owned.
  12. And last but not least - if you are buying Chanel from the Worth Avenue boutique - have it shipped. Black tie dinner? Go light on the good jewelry. One can achieve chic without being showy.

Mr. Korda recommends reading F. Scott Fitzgerald's, The Great Gatsby as it deals with the consequences of indulging to the point of excess. A good book any time - it is particularly poignant and relevant 80+ years after its original purpose as a social commentary during the Hoover administration.

So, let's take a lesson from Marie-Antoinette...who would have been far better off suggesting Wheat Thins to the starving French masses than cake. If she had possessed the good sense of Mr. Korda, she may have even been able to keep her wig-laden head.

Stay tuned. More at 11.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

This just in: Domino to Shutter

So, so, so sad.

The March issue of Domino will be the shelter mag's last.

Read more here.

I'm too distraught to write anymore.

Off to throw myself on flea market find, reupholstered with Lulu DK Chant in Beige...
(Thanks for the inspiration dear, Domino...)

On the verge of tears and/or consuming several vodka drinks,

Mrs. News Readin'

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Garden & Gun's Belle and her Blog

In the sea of magazines that flood the News Readin' household monthly, Garden & Gun is the only one we actually fight over.

The writing - stellar. The photography - amazing. Even the ads are beautiful.

This morning I stumbled across one more reason to love G&G:

Belle Decor logo courtesy of Garden & Gun / GardenandGun.com


Associate Editor Haskell Harris' blog, Belle Decor. What can I say? Smitten...

In typical Garden & Gun fashion, it promises to be well written and full of inspiring images and ways to make the places we inhabit more beautiful.

The pictures she posted of her refurbished cottage in Birmingham made me want to run home and paint - my kitchen especially. For the sake of not stealing Miss Harris' blogging thunder, I'll let you check out the images on her post Love at First House for yourself. Click here to view the post.

It is already a must-read after one entry.
And
any girl who loves Pineider stationery is alright by me...

Enjoy!

Mrs. News Readin'

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

For Mature Audiences Only

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this special report.

The scene: City K grocery store - Checkout line #6
The witness: Yours truly
The crime: "Holy smokes" inappropriateness courtesy of Cosmopolitan magazine

There I was...ready to breeze through "How to lose 50 lbs. by breathing and eating cake!" in everyone's health bible (First magazine), when I spotted the December issue of Cosmo.



Damn near blinded by J. Simpson's ample bosom, I blinked a few times to make sure I was reading everything correctly. Sadly, I was...

1. Total Body Sex.
Reallly??? Multi-tasking Americans everywhere have been practicing Partial Body Sex? This whole time doing laundry, yard work, vacuuming and enjoying the company of someone special. How inefficient am I?

2. Sexy vs Skanky.
Hmmm...Cosmo, I think one should refrain from weighing in on such a discussion when one is wholly skanky.

3. How to Outsmart a Date Rapist.
So you are providing tips to attract super hot guys and 15 pages later outlining how to hoodwink any that are degenerates and violent. Nice messaging. Stick to sexy vs skanky. Let Marie Claire handle the more serious topics. K?

4. Your Orgasm Face.
Gross. How desperate are you for content? Ugh.


Has Cosmo always been this ridiculous or am I just showing my age? Not to mention - Children can read. Children accompany their parents to the store and wait impatiently in the check-out line. Even though I am not a mother, I would be furious if I had to explain "orgasm face" to my nine year-old.

If we wanted to be visually accosted by an ample bosom splashed across a cover, promising the keys to keeping your man happy...well, we know where to look:




Nothing makes Mr. News Readin' happier than a bowl of chili. Hot, sexy, turkey chili.

Take that, Cosmo.

We now return to your regularly scheduled program.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Say it ain't so, Domino!

In this economic climate, seems there is a little too much shelter...
Could Domino be next in the shelter mag shake up?


Read this piece from the New York Observer.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed...Domino is a highly anticipated delivery to my mailbox every month.

More at 11.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The end of an era

This day was inevitable.
I've been dreading it for months.



Martha, I'm not renewing my subscription.
Stop that - there's nothing you could have done...It's not you, it's me.

We've had some great times...the brined turkey and gingerbread cake that were the shining moments of the first Thanksgiving dinner I cooked...introducing me to the beauty of chrysanthemums...


...the most adorable 4th of July decorations...


...and the inspiration to throw on my wellies, a large brimmed straw hat and head out to snip roses. (So what if they weren't my roses?)

But to reach the peaks, one must travel through the valleys. The long arduous valleys.

My own nuptial madness fueled by your Weddings magazine...the failure of Blueprint...and your borderline insulting - simpletons cooking manual aka Everyday Food - to name a few.

I wasn't even sure how to pronounce quince - let alone find a quince or quinces (?) in Western Nebraska. Glitter Easter eggs? Great idea in theory - but I sparkled like Dorothy's slippers until Flag Day. And surely my Labor Day luncheon would have been pedestrian, since my family doesn't own a vineyard in Northern California complete with an 18th C. farmhouse table and Scandinavian chairs crafted by sailors.

I know it all comes from a good place - full of good things.
But, with each passing month, Living has become a glossy reminder of what I am not achieving in my home and moreover, in my life. There's enough of that type of content in my own internal publication to go around...without paying $12.95 a year.

Should the day arrive, when I no longer care about streamlining my domestic operation and really want to pursue growing the perfect lacecap hybrid hydrangea or feign waspiness at an Olympic level, I will know where to turn.

For now, I will be ripping up my renewal notice and moving on to find homemaking inspiration among mortals.

We'll always have your website.

Take care,

Mrs. News Readin'