Seriously.

I just back from the grocery store and had to share what I had the misfortune of bearing witness to...

A man in his late twenties pushing a little girl (maybe 3 or 4 years old) in a cart. AND wearing a t-shirt that had this across the front:

Watch Midget Porn
It Makes You Look HUGE.

Seriously? You seem like the type of guy who prides himself on his prolific t-shirt collection...and that's the one you pick to take your sweet little girl to the grocery store in on a Sunday night?

I know she can't read...but everyone else over the age of five can.
(Can you hear it now...Mommy, what's midget porn?)

If it weren't for my massive headache, courtesy of last night's visit from the Vodka fairy - I would have given him an earful.

Instead all he got was the stink-eye and an "Un-freakin' believable," which I'm sure rattled him all the way to the "naughty store" - most likely his next stop. Loser.