Mr. News Readin' is a big fan of the New Year's resolution.
He asked me two weeks ago what I was thinking mine would be this year. I responded ever so sweetly, "Seriously? I'm trying to find a free shipping code for Orvis. Go investigate resolutions elsewhere..." Sometimes timing is not his strong suit.
Anywhoodle, he brought it up again last night. The conversation went like this:
Mr. NR: "Sooo...what's your resolution this year?"
Me: "Not sure. Maybe improve my conversational Spanish*."
*Attending September wedding in Jerez. Donde esta la biblioteca? Not gonna cut it.
Mr. NR: "I'm trying to remember what last year's was....oh, right! Run a marathon.**"
** He jogs occasionally. For approximately 2 miles. Maybe.
Me: (insert hearty laughing)
Mr. NR: "Damn. That one really got away from me. "
Me: "Have you run 26.2 miles collectively - as in all year long?" (insert more hearty laughing accompanied by tears)
Mr. NR: "Maybe. Probably. Hmph."
Not sure why I was laughing...I'm teetering on a 13 lb weight gain during 5 years of marriage. (It's not as easy as it looks, this whole maintaining girlish figure thing, thankyouverymuch.)
He has a 32 inch waist, can still fit into clothes from high school and would most definitely look better in my Old Navy lounge pants. Ugh.
After much contemplation, he climbed into bed and announced his resolution for 2009:
"I think I'm just going to refrain from drinking dark liquor on Tuesdays."
Ahhh...that's more like it.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
8 hours ago