Not because we have children. To the contrary - because we don't. We recognize our lacking skill set to meet the challenges of parentdom and wish others would be equally as honest with themselves.
For example, our cat is sometimes forced to eat dog food because we forget to buy kitty food. In the parent realm that could mean our tot might have to survive on Riesling if we're out of milk.
Big Neon Sign flashing...WE SHOULD NOT PROCREATE.
Then we come across people like the Wentzs and these fine folks from New Jersey - who force their idiocy on their poor innocent children and are surprised when the world (or at least a ShopRite bakery employee) receives them coolly. Read the full story here.
Mr. & Mrs. Campbell and little Adolph HitlerWhy not put a little more effort into your dental care and their education and a little less time using a Sharpie to put a toothbrush moustache on your 3-year-old...and forcing your small mindedness on America's future.
Oh, and nobody is buying your German descent bullsh*t. K?
But, thank you...
For renewing our confidence in the fact that even we would be better parents than you two jokers.
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Quite a little family, no? My husband and I were dying when we read about them!
Well said, Mrs. News Readin, well said.
I feel like we should start a little fund for the intense therapy those children are surely going to require. Seriously.
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