You know you're getting old(er)...

...when you get excited about seeing this on the shelf at the drugstore:


And become downright ecstatic when a free sample arrives in the mail.

Now, you will start carrying them in your purse along with these:


and your blood pressure meds. (Just kidding.)

Okay, see you later - off to Curves then, altar guild! (Again, just kidding.)


Mrs. News Readin'